Wednesday, September 2, 2009

PC Blue Menu Low Fat Instant Vegetarian Chili

This chili is so tight. It's like eating an early 90s Mike Tyson boxing match on pay-per-view. The chili, after watering, microwaving, and waiting a few minutes will have your taste buds on the ropes with a deft combination of blows that will remind you of a mid-career Sugar Ray Robinson. Nutritionally, the meal could hold its own against George Chuvalo, or maybe even Evander Holyfield. With heavyweight refried beans and simulated meaty texturized vegetable protein, the chili has the protein needed for your most George Foreman-like workout routines. Tipping the scales at a meager 64 grams, the freeze dried nature of this meal makes it easy to transport, like Oscar de la Hoya.

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