Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Dick Cheney Finger Puppet

This adorable finger puppet is fun for the whole family. Young or old, conservative or liberal, there is no one who this miniature doll wont appeal to. Lovingly crafted in China, the doll provides hours of politically motivated amusement. Regale fancy liberal dinner party guests while doing a squeaky-voiced impersonation of Cheney becoming sexually aroused on the night of March 19th, 2003. Conversely, you could amuse your conservative gun-club brethren with a rambo-voiced, liberal-faggot-shooting puppet shows. Nothing is holding you back with this tiny effigy except for your imagination.

For ages 3 and up.

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